Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

council cocktail

Cheap cocktails that you get while out on the piss in town, usually of poor standard

Customer: "I'll have a council cocktail please"
Barkeep: "Will vodka red bull be ok?"
Customer: "Definitely!"
Barkeep: "Safe"

by Rapc February 28, 2009

Council estate cocktail

A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable

E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant

Person 1: What are you drinking?

Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?

by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn November 2, 2010