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Cough-snart

Its when you need to cough but a flim or snot coughs out of your mouth as well. Sometimes people will also fart or pass gas or pee a little at times.
Oh dang you cough-snarted. Or: WOW that was a cough snart lollol!
A cough-snart kinda can be a fart too but not always!
by Tamar-Star February 24, 2026
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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coughshart

"oh no gayle coughsharted again"
by carlylauren August 6, 2014
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