When someone coughs and lets out a fart either accidentally or strategically at the same time.
When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.
When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.
When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.
When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.
As I was laying in bed I coughed and farted at the same time, then I asked my boyfriend what he'd just heard. He said "I just heard you cough." I smiled and told him to take a deep breath and that I just laid a cough fart.
by SweetpeainSF December 3, 2010
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by Golf Bravo December 12, 2013
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couch farts • Depressed Couch Farts • Coughfart • Coughfartie • coughfarting • coughart • cough • Cough Drops • *cough* • cough-cough
Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.
by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021
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Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Me:
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
by tomharding January 12, 2009
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NOUN
PRONOUNCED: cough•fart
The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
NOUN
PRONOUNCED: cough•fart
The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.
by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006
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