Cough fart 

When someone coughs and lets out a fart either accidentally or strategically at the same time.

When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.

When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.

As I was laying in bed I coughed and farted at the same time, then I asked my boyfriend what he'd just heard. He said "I just heard you cough." I smiled and told him to take a deep breath and that I just laid a cough fart.

Cough fart by SweetpeainSF December 3, 2010

couch farts 

When someone farted so much while sitting on the couch. Once they leave and someone else sits down they can still smell the fart, possibly taste.

My father was sitting on the couch and when I sat down next all I could smell was couch farts.

couch farts by Golf Bravo December 12, 2013

Depressed Couch Farts 

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

Depressed Couch Farts by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

Coughart

To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.

Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.

Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.

Me:

*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".

Friend:

You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.

Coughart by tomharding January 12, 2009

coughart

coughart, cofart, coughfart, cough-fart

NOUN

PRONOUNCED: cough•fart

The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.

David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.

coughart by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006

coughfarting 

When you're cough so hard you start farting simultaneously...

I coughed so hard I started coughfarting..

coughfarting by Ms.kflo222 December 19, 2015

Coughart

When a fart comes out at the same time as a cough.

"He started coughing and I heard a coughart come out."

Coughart by Applapple June 5, 2018