CouchRP 

Definition where couples spend hours ERPing or talking while sitting on couches in a virtual video game

They spent all night doing some CouchRP

CouchRP by that1guywhoisclueless April 21, 2018

Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

couchpotate

verb: to sit on the couch and do nothing for a long period of time
to veg
to act as a Couch Potato or Sofa Spud

Hey, wanna do a die hard marathon? I checked and all 4 are on Netflix, so we can couchpotate some saturday and then hit the theater.

couchpotate by BU4URAQT February 21, 2013

Couchpants 

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

Couchpants by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016

couchpotatoism 

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's

Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.

couchpotatoism by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010

Couchridden 

Being confined to a couch usually on sick days for minor illnesses, instead of a bed for serious illnesses. This allows the sickened to hog the television and beg for favors easier.

Roommate 1:"Chris has been couchridden for 3 days now, I don't think I can stand getting him food for another hour.

Roommate 2:"I know, I haven't watched one half hour of television in the last 3 days."

Couchridden by JohnSincer April 27, 2011

CouchPork

noun: someone who is on a couch for the purpose of having sex.
verb: to have sexual intercourse on a couch

I'm going to have to have some of that couchpork before I go anywhere.

Have a seat, I am going to couchpork you.

CouchPork by moonpork December 1, 2010