Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

squattin the cotton

when a girl is on her period.

we can't do it because she's squattin the cotton

by Hakins March 30, 2004

cottonsquad

A group of people with an unbreakable bond. Hangout sessions consist mostly of roasting each other. Laughing at each other, name calling, and embarrassing each other on social media is a must. You’re cocky and everyone probably hates you but it’s definitely a love/hate relationship.

What do you think about cottonsquad?

They’re all assholes but I think they’re kinda funny

by cottonsquad member February 2, 2018