A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
by Tom Purcell April 27, 2005
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When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd
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