Cotton Cock

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.
by shelberbelber May 09, 2011
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Cotton cock

Men sometimes experiences a chapped dry cock from getting to many lap dances.
Shit man I got a cotton cock from all the girls giving me lap dances.
by ashane November 15, 2016
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Cotton Candy Cock

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker April 05, 2018
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Cotton cock

Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob
by sugmeoff June 05, 2021
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