Cotton cock 

Men sometimes experiences a chapped dry cock from getting to many lap dances.

Shit man I got a cotton cock from all the girls giving me lap dances.

Cotton cock by ashane November 15, 2016

Cotton Cock 

A tampon

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.

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Cotton cock 

Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob

Damn bro, you got cotton cock!

Cotton cock by sugmeoff June 4, 2021

Cotton Candy Cock 

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.

Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”

Cotton Candy Cock by Labelmaker May 22, 2018

colton cockermouth 

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