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Cosmosapien

Cosmosapien (noun): A type of intelligent extraterrestrial organism that has adapted to living in the unique conditions of space or on other celestial bodies. Cosmosapiens have developed a suite of physiological, biochemical, and behavioral adaptations that allow them to thrive in environments that would be hostile to most Earth-based life forms
The Cosmosapien, a species evolved from humans, now live in space, exploring the galaxies and beyond.
Cosmosapien by Phieyl March 2, 2023
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Chomosapien 

1. An individual who has an affinity for children.
2. A child molester
That chomosapien wanted to molest his own daughter!
Chomosapien by Masked freak September 22, 2023
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Cumosapien 

Someone who ejaculates too much.
I'm watching Pornhub with another Cumosapien. Leave me alone mom!
Cumosapien by BuckOfTheEye April 5, 2021

Convosapien 

A person who is an excellent conversationalist. You look forward to hanging with them simply because the discussion is going to be amazing. You may laugh, cry, snort, and definitely fart at some point.
Short Short, I'm so happy you are here! Been looking forward to another session with the convosapien!
Convosapien by D Broccoli October 26, 2022

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026