Corvoid

Humans or events that missed out on vital experiences during the covid 19 pandemic

I started secondary school but was one if many corvoid students.

Corvoid by Eda Wood April 16, 2022

Corvid 

Corvids is the common name for the bird group Corvidae. This group includes crows, magpies, jackdaws, grackles, rooks, ravens, and jays. All members of the Corvidae family are owned solely by The 1st Emperor of the Internet but are allowed to travel the world harassment-free.

Don't crows belong in the Corvid family? No that's slang, it's the Corvidae family.

Corvid by 1st Emperor of the Internet December 12, 2020

corvidophile 

Crow lover or obsesser. Usually of a mischevious or dark personality, but most definately considered 'different.' Often a part of the gothic or punk subcultures. They tend to love words and literature, and have a higher IQ than the general public. That doesn't mean they still cant be complete idiots, however.

They associate themselves with crows because crows are misjudged and often seen to be evil beings because of their diet, harsh call, and black plumage; however anyone that's ever spent an adequate amount of time in the presence of a crow will know they're actually a lot of fun and extremely smart animals who can form tight bonds with people.

The corvidophile at school was often picked on and ridiculed for standing in the middle of crowds and cawing up at the sky, waiting for a response.

corvidophile by Audrey the Odd January 13, 2005

Covoid 

The emptiness in a life, a city, a country, caused by the Covid virus.

So much that had filled their lives was gone for the moment, leaving an enormous Covoid.

Covoid by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020

corvidlactotarian 

(noun) A corvidlactotarian is a person whose diet consists solely of crow's milk.

Duncan doesn't drink water, only crow's milk; he's a corvidlactotarian.

corvidlactotarian by Slackfist Prizerooster July 19, 2020

Covoidance 

The act of politely, but awkwardly, greeting someone from a minimum of 6 feet (1.8 meter) distance to avoid risk of contracting Covid 19 viral infection.

I was practicing covoidance this morning as I waved to my neighbor from the opposite end of the produce aisle.

Covoidance by Bettycat March 25, 2020

Corvid 

Also known as the Rona or the Boomer dezeeze. This was a dezeeze from the 23rd century bc it wiped out half the Karens and their pet Dino nuggies. You could protect yourself by buying stone age toliet paper. And was spread through hair flipping. In other words the vsco girls started it from sipping tea from their hydroflasks and playing with each others hair.

SAVE THE TURTLES.

SKSKSKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKS.

And I oop. And I oop.

Look out for le Corvid protect the dino nuggies!!!

Corvid by CORVIDSPREADER February 12, 2021