Skip to main content

Corona Cock 

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!
Words you can keep

Corona Cock 

Its when all you bitches leave yuh house and go to a dudes house just fo some dick and then get corona and die
john:Yo you seen rachael.
josh:nah she left her house for some corona cock and died
john:shit dawg thats tuff.
Corona Cock by Aids69696969 May 20, 2020

Corona Cock 

The guy that you continued to hook up with against your better judgement because you couldn't meet anyone else during the shut down is your Corona Cock
Me: So I don't see Steve at all anymore, no booty calls, nothing
Her: Well you're better off anyway
Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock

Corona cock 

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.
Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?
Corona cock by Eyescunt June 15, 2020

corona cock block

The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.
Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.

Corana Cocktail 

A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.
Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?
Corana Cocktail by Kaminsky April 25, 2020

Coronacucked 

Forced to be at work, when everyone else is off, during a Pandemic specifically named Corona Virus and your job doesn't even matter.
I could be at home playing COD, but my bosses Coronacucked me.
Coronacucked by Samdog2336 March 17, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next