CoroJob

When you use the male genitalia as the swab of a Corona virus test.

In through the nose and way back of the throat.

I asked him for a Corona test.
He put his widge up my nose and said I have a great clear passage.

She said she had a cough, so I used my beef stick to test her, best CoroJob I've ever had.

The CoroJob cleared her blocked nose.

CoroJob by CoroJob king October 30, 2020

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Cornjob

A task scheduler function in Linux. Also inserting corn on the cob into someone.

Yo did you configre dat cornjob last night? Nah I was getting cornjobbed last night so I’m still sore.

Cornjob by ToxicParm May 28, 2018

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cornjob

when you give a corn on a cobb a blow job

stop giving the corn a cornjob

cornjob by theyoungSlaya October 29, 2018

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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