Cornfirmation

A test of digestive efficiency performed by consumption of corn and monitoring of bowel movements.

Person1: "Since I switched to a vegitarian diet my body has become a well oiled food digesting machine. I seriously have been shitting less than hour after every meal."

Person2: "That sounds too fast, have you gotten cornfirmation on that yet?"

Person1: "Not exactly. Why?"

Person2: "That sounds more like IBS to me than a 'well oiled' machine."

by aberstundon February 9, 2011