corn log

a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean

george bush is such a corn log

by Phil May 4, 2004

Corn Log

An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved

I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.

by AdolfOliverBush April 2, 2009

corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

by William Wells November 17, 2006

corn on the log

Feces logs filled/sprinkled with corn kernels after eating corn for dinner the night before

Damn I took a shit this morning and had corn on the log. I forgot we ate corn last night for dinner

by poopstick master January 22, 2011

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

cornlogs

Logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. These logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.

The foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in Dave's boxer shorts.

by jimmy herrmann May 25, 2006

cornlog

A turd with soggy heaping chunks of undigested corn hanging out the sides. Usually hurts when running along the edges of your anus.

Women say men don't know what giving birth is like...let them try to squeeze out a cornlog!

by i take poops November 29, 2002