Corenthius.. a sarcastic bastard with black hair usually brown eyes at times he can make you laugh and other times you'll want to end his.. he swears he's the best at basketball but in reality he's best left at home playing video games.. he's not too bright up in his head but he understands certain tasks.. he has slow moments.. but he also doesn't know how to fight but he can hurt your feelings with words so if you want to start something with him be prepared to get your feelings hurt because he won't give a fuck about them. but when he grows up he'll have a cool job something like engineering or a veteran..
girl: did you just hear Corenthius
boy: yeah i head him what he said sounded hurtful
girl: sometimes he's slow in the head he doesn't think
boy: true
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!