Cordigami

The ancient art of maintaining USB and headphone cords using various coiling and twisting techniques.

Bryan: 'Hey Dustin, what are you doing with that impossibly tangled pile of cables?'
Dustin: Cordigami.
Bryan: Cool.

Cordigami by bkn April 12, 2014

Mark Corriganism 

When a person has the exact mannerisms or thoughts as the fictional TV character Mark Corrigan in Channel 4's Peep Show (UK.)

Tom's latest blog post has a lot of mark corriganisms, I imagine defining your own made up word and linking it to your blog is just what Mark Corrigan would do in Peep show.

Mark Corriganism by yes I made it for my blog December 3, 2010

cordigan

a very rare name, person usually has a clit, sells corn, has a HUGE cock, is a blood. nicknames include: 🅱️ordigan, clitoris, inflation. this name is very rare and very special and anyone with this name should be seen as a god

is that cordigan over there? his clit is so big, it looks like a dick. what a blood

cordigan by chocokreamz April 3, 2017

cordigan

a very rare name, person usually has a clit, sells corn, has a HUGE cock, is a blood. nicknames include: 🅱️ordigan, clitoris, inflation. this name is very rare and very special and anyone with this name should be seen as a god

is that cordigan over there? his clit is so big, it looks like a dick. what a blood

cordigan by chocokreamz April 3, 2017

corigain 

The worst last name to have. If this is your last name well u better change it the first chance u get! Especially if your a guy cause ohhh your in trouble don’t ask why just know. Unless your a fuckboy who can’t keep a girlfriend this is not the name for you!

Corigain...eww why

corigain by ThatOneSingleGirl May 17, 2018

Corygami

A practice adopted by bored attendees at pointless Board Meetings indulge in, when disposing of the endless, pointless papers produced by a Corish cunt (see Corish cunt) ahead of a meeting.

Fucking hell, loads of pointless papers at that meeting weren't there, Dave?

Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?

Nah, I made a swan and a boat....

Good bit of Corygami that, lad.

Boss bit of Corygami, mate.

Corygami by Bayesoir January 12, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020