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conflatulations 

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments
Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb
conflatulations by jrky March 4, 2009
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conflatulations 

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.
The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.
conflatulations by Ploxis May 13, 2005

conflatulations 

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart
Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

Conflatulations 

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.
Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026