Coppellian

A student from Coppell High School that is of South Asian descent. They are characterized with a perm, short gym shorts, obligatory gold chain, and are obnoxiously loud in public spaces.

Jack: Hey look it’s a coppellian!
Praveen: ohh… one of those.

Coppellian by NorthAintEnough April 21, 2024

coppelman

Someone with a massive ego,
who becomes more exaggerated when drunk.
Excessive drinker and player.
Bit of lad, some would say he can't keep it in his pants.

Friend: Aww your baby boy is so cute, who is the father?
Single Mum: A complete Coppelman, I hope my baby boy doesnt grow up into one!

coppelman by Moley118 February 5, 2010

Coppelganger 

Police officers who look like clones of one another while in uniform, from the haircut, to the swagger, to the facial expressions.

Did you see those 6 coppelgangers with the shaved heads? When they walked in together, I thought we were being attacked by clones!

Coppelganger by Stephapalooza May 25, 2011

Cornellian 

specifically, a person who is defined by their attendance at Cornell University. The best way to identify one in their natural habitat (away from Cayuga's Waters) is with their labelled bags, shirts, shoes, pens, and bodies. They are officially owned by the University, especially after graduation.

*Man with Cornell Hat walks by*

Joe: There goes another Cornellian.

Cornellian by Fellow Cornellian September 12, 2010

Compelling

An extremely attractive, confident, opinionated and intellectual woman who is very cool, has sense of humor and knows how to chill. Compelling was first used by Jon Steward when he satirized how John Roberts, a Senior National Correspondent for CNN described the testimony of Valerie Plame Wilson as the "most compelling testimony in the Congress since Fiona Hall" and juxtaposed the image of Valerie Plame with that of Fiona Hall, alluding how both are two very attractive blondies.

Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.

The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.

LL Cool Jamal: AbdiShwak, who's the most compelling lady in this Somalian Xsmas party?

AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!

Compelling by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009

Covellian 

A worshipper of Luke Covell, a dead-average Rugby League player from Cronulla, Australia.

To become a Covellian you must;

A) Have the IQ of table salt.
B) Have a vast knowledge of how to paste a Covell head onto another body in order to make other covellians nod their head in approval.
C) Masturbate only on days that end in the letter Y.
D) Never have had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
E) Bark at anyone wearing Red.
F) Know the secret handshake which involves the index finger, the foreskin, the ovaries and a Spaniel.

Have a lobotomy and you too can become a Covellian...

Covellian by E.A. July 29, 2008

Coppelia

An old performance done by ballet dancers. Talks about a story of a doll and two love birds.

I’m exited to see the show Coppelia!

Coppelia by JasmineHillis13 November 8, 2019