A worshipper of Luke Covell, a dead-average Rugby League player from Cronulla, Australia.
To become a Covellian you must;
A) Have the IQ of table salt.
B) Have a vast knowledge of how to paste a Covell head onto another body in order to make other covellians nod their head in approval.
C) Masturbate only on days that end in the letter Y.
D) Never have had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
E) Bark at anyone wearing Red.
F) Know the secret handshake which involves the index finger, the foreskin, the ovaries and a Spaniel.
To become a Covellian you must;
A) Have the IQ of table salt.
B) Have a vast knowledge of how to paste a Covell head onto another body in order to make other covellians nod their head in approval.
C) Masturbate only on days that end in the letter Y.
D) Never have had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
E) Bark at anyone wearing Red.
F) Know the secret handshake which involves the index finger, the foreskin, the ovaries and a Spaniel.
by E.A. July 29, 2008
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Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£
Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".
by Reubens-world September 6, 2013
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Bob: "Hey bill i was reading "Common Sense" and this word cavellings popped up, do you know what it means?"
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."
by Lucas Skyweller October 9, 2015
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Get the Bovellian mug.Relating to the COVID-19 virus, (COVID + Villain), has two meanings:
1. A person who posts, publishes or spreads false news or information and contributes to the Infodemic, as this is a crime that causes the death of many people.
2. A person who exploits the crisis to gain profits such as crisis traders and others who convert people's pain and blood into bank account balances.
1. A person who posts, publishes or spreads false news or information and contributes to the Infodemic, as this is a crime that causes the death of many people.
2. A person who exploits the crisis to gain profits such as crisis traders and others who convert people's pain and blood into bank account balances.
One of those covillains posted that COVID-19 is genetically engineered in a lab.
I went to that store, the covillain there is selling the hand sanitiser for £10!
Please stop covillaining such info.
We have to stop people from covillaining.
I went to that store, the covillain there is selling the hand sanitiser for £10!
Please stop covillaining such info.
We have to stop people from covillaining.
by Hasan Iessa March 22, 2020
Get the Covillain mug.1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.
2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.
2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009
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