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A hairy vagina that is often referred to in order to insult a person.
"Remember that ass-hole last night?"
"Yeah dude, he was a total coov."
Coov by Musik123 January 5, 2012
Related Words

Coov-Brain 

Also known as just: 'COVID Brain':
(informal): Refers to people that have brain damage/impairments after being blindly complicit for months; perhaps years during the events of COVID; namely referring to those whom are OVER-vaccinated that's caused multiple health physical & mental health issues (including death).
"The boy's mother was always a drug addict, and 'Coov-Brain' is ultimately what ended her tragic life of sex, drugs, partying, and whoring herself out to 5 different men a night on average to afford the life-saving treatment her son needed. Her son never did get the treatment, so it wasn't long after his mother's death, that his own life fell through the cracks."
Coov-Brain by Kazaminator January 10, 2024
Also known as Coov or C-dawg.
A very hairy man.
Likes to drink in mid-sentence no matter how important the matter.
Tends to move hands when speaking.
Generally avoids eye-contact.
"Dude, what's up with your arms? They're so hairy!"

"I know I'm such a coovert."
Coovert by hareally? April 18, 2010

Alright Cooves 

A typical response given when oral (alright Cooves) or verbal innuendo is noticed during conversation. Originally coined in 2017 in Amsterdam.
Person 1:"I did ram a guy off a cliff into a lake but it didn't kill him"

Person B: "Alright Cooves"
Alright Cooves by Foz E Warrier January 10, 2019

Coovinationalistic timeframes 

A Coovinational timeframe is a sequence of time that is spent in present time recapturing and changing the course of a prior past experience. Although reliving moment as a different relative present in the area of which is sequences.
Coovinationalistic timeframes they become a reality the more I present myself worth to god, but you can’t physically do that. So he has me work this source of miricle through him being a person of understand to the worst roads taken in life.

coova snail 

A Coova snail is a person who does lots of cocaine. This cocaine is only sniffed when he's on a night out with the lads and trying to get absolutely trollied. He's goal is to search for pussy he can get as generally coova snail's are virgins who don't have hardly any or no experience with the female counterpart. You will usually find one coova snail per friendship group.
Oh look mum it's a Coova snail look at him doing all that cocaine.
coova snail by Sp33dD3m0n March 31, 2020