Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

Cooter candy by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

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candy copter

the act of doing a swedish helicopter using a russian candycane

dude me and that chick we so did the candy copter last night

candy copter by nymphreak July 11, 2009

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Related Words

Cooter candy • Candy Cooper • candy copter • cooter • cooter scooter • cooter shooter • cooter pooter • Cooter Brown • cooter punch • cooter biscuit

Candy Cooper

A dog that is largely obese and fat. Has problems working, blind and deaf. No one loves it. Dead.

What is the fat Candy Cooper doing here?

Candy Cooper by George Flord November 6, 2022

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