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Coot Poot 

Queef; A vaginal fart randomly or when the male is applying penetration during sexual intercourse.
Girl: *Queefs*
Boy: Did you just do that?
Girl: Yes, im sorry.
Boy: Haha you just had a coot poot!
Coot Poot by Jon Rog April 1, 2011
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poot to coot 

An arrangement of two or more females riding in tandem in which the ass of the front girl is pressed against the vagina of the other. This usually occurs between two fully clothed females riding together on things such as horses, motorcycles, scooters, and jet skis. Not to be confused with "nuts to butts" which describes the same arrangement but occurring with dudes.
"Did you see those lesbians ride by on those motorcycles? They were all riding poots to coots."

"Her horse died on the trail so we had to ride poot to coot all the way home"
poot to coot by JSpyder November 30, 2011

Poot in my coot 

Jump in my pool/ Jump in a pool.
Hey John, come Poot in my coot this weekend!
Poot in my coot by Tonya Chinc July 28, 2021

Poot in my coot 

To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)
Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school

John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited

cootpoot 

she’s such a cootpoot
cootpoot by unknownsaucer August 22, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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