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Coopered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.
Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Coopered by RustMcGust April 12, 2013

Looperized

Fan #1: "Did you see Billy Wagner blow the save in the 9th inning?"

Fan #2: "Yeah, that's a shame he got Looperized by Zimmerman."
Looperized by Brian Madden April 26, 2006
To be overwhelmed with apathy. To lose confidence, vitality, and aggression, especially in the face of a heart-breaking loss.
I used to get ticked off when the Hurricanes would lose, but now I've almost come to expect it. I've been Cokerized.
Cokerized by CanesAreAble September 17, 2008

Sean Connerized 

When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.
Ex: Sean Connerized

Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover
Sean Connerized by Darron B March 13, 2008
To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.
I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.
cokerized by Romulox September 20, 2006

Capperized 

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.
I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.
Capperized by Head Gopher July 28, 2010