Coon Eyes 

The tan line caused by wearing sunglasses. The sun tans or burns your face but the area around your eyes are protected by the sunglasses. When you remove the sunglasses you are left with pale eyes and a burned face. Much resembling the way a raccoons face looks.

Man, I should probably take off my shades before I get coon eyes.

Coon Eyes by Marshll47 June 2, 2018

coon eyes 

red watery eyes you get after being high and smoking as much weed as a coon would before a rap video

chris: man i just smoked so much weed.
paul: i can tell, you got coon eyes

coon eyes by alex Vuts March 24, 2009

Coon Eyes 

The Coon Eyes is a sexual act that can be done in two ways, depending on race. The first envolves a black woman. The black woman must be wearing glasses at the point of the male ejaculation. The man then gives the black woman a complete facial, completly covering all of her face. After this is done the black woman then takes of her glasses, exposing her eyes which would have been blocked from the semen hence giving her the appearence of a racoon with dark eyes. The next way is with a white woman, but requires totally different procedures. This time the male does not have to give the female a complete facial, and the female does not have to wear glasses. This time the white female must wear a ski-mask, and the male must then provide his bowel movements(shit), and he must provide this all over her face. After this is done the white woman then removes the ski-mask, leaving her eyes filled with shit, hence giving her the appearence of a racoon.

This white girl was getting on my nerves after I got done fucking her, so I left that bitch laying their confused after I gave her the Coon Eyes!

Coon Eyes by Marcus Anthony Smith October 19, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004