Coon Stick

The cheesy crusty discharge that coats your cock when you stick it in a chick who hasn't seen a cock for a long time.

I never should have fucked that ugly slut. I ended up with a smelly sticky coon stick.

by Scott and Matt November 22, 2006

coon sticks

A) Menthol cigarettes, usually Newports. B) Any cigarette commonly smoked by African Americans.

ex 1: Black guy smoking a Newport: "It's not about the toothpicks... It's about the coon sticks, Niggaaa!"
ex 2: Black guy at convenience store looking to puchase a pack of Newports: "Y'all got any coon sticks?"

by Wulfgrim October 28, 2006

Coolstick

1. A cigarette.

Considered cool for the following reasons:
2. Something that will improve your social life.

3. Used to help you beat stress caused by other ass holes in ones life.

4. Something thats very expensive and may harm you and those around you.

uncool kid: Where is James?

cool kid: He's popped out for a fag.

uncool kid: Eh?

cool kid: He went for a coolstick

uncool kid: Ah! very good

by CFlack8472 October 20, 2009

california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018