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Coon Fuck 

1) An individual, either male or female who has relations with a coon.
2) A degenerate cocksucker. A person of little to no morals who has poor character. The kind of person you either greatly dislike or hate and fantasize to physically and/or mentally destroy until their spirit is totally broken.
1) Look at that filthy little coon fuck.
2) Me: Why did you lie about stashing the last donut.

Bryan: I didn't.
Me: It's in your desk you coon fuck mother fucker. Why would you lie about something like that. Look at me, in the eyes you degenerate cocksucker. I want you to apologize.
Bryan: I'm sorry, I spent all my money on banquet dinners and I didn't have enough gas to go to my parents for freebies.
Me: You coon fuck.
Coon Fuck by Mr. Goods April 29, 2010
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coon clit frisbee fuck 

I don’t even fucking know bro this is the shit
Shut the fuck up kyle, stop being a fuckin coon clit frisbee fuck.

coon-fucker

a coon-fucker is a white woman who has sex with nothing but black men
You dont have a chance with her shes a coon-fucker
coon-fucker by Rob Adams May 17, 2006

coon fucker 

someone who fucks another mans cooter.
coon fucker by ZachHasAutism February 6, 2019

coon baboon fucking a balloon 

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon
Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.
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