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Coon Fuck 

1) An individual, either male or female who has relations with a coon.
2) A degenerate cocksucker. A person of little to no morals who has poor character. The kind of person you either greatly dislike or hate and fantasize to physically and/or mentally destroy until their spirit is totally broken.
1) Look at that filthy little coon fuck.
2) Me: Why did you lie about stashing the last donut.

Bryan: I didn't.
Me: It's in your desk you coon fuck mother fucker. Why would you lie about something like that. Look at me, in the eyes you degenerate cocksucker. I want you to apologize.
Bryan: I'm sorry, I spent all my money on banquet dinners and I didn't have enough gas to go to my parents for freebies.
Me: You coon fuck.
Coon Fuck by Mr. Goods April 29, 2010
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coon clit frisbee fuck 

I don’t even fucking know bro this is the shit
Shut the fuck up kyle, stop being a fuckin coon clit frisbee fuck.

coon-fucker

a coon-fucker is a white woman who has sex with nothing but black men
You dont have a chance with her shes a coon-fucker
coon-fucker by Rob Adams May 17, 2006

coon fucker 

someone who fucks another mans cooter.
coon fucker by ZachHasAutism February 6, 2019

coon baboon fucking a balloon 

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon
Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026