Coomerino

An italian-american who is almost always in his room jerking off and when he isnt jerking off spends his time ordering bizarre sex toys which he jerks off onto and returns.

I heard from my uncle that Louie down the street is quite the coomerino.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 7, 2022

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

Coomerism

The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.

I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall

by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

cooternoot

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.

Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”

by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022

Owen-Comering

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.

Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall

by OrgyPig March 18, 2011

fin coopering

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.

Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians

by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019

fin coopering

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.
personally owning a boat and fully covered by the welfare system:) personal deports anyone who he doesnt deem as "an edl warrior"

Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians

by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019