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Coolstory Bro 

What you say to someone after they have attempted to troll you to hell.
Person A: (A long streak of trolling)
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.
Coolstory Bro by Anon451 November 3, 2009
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cool story bro 

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro
cool story bro by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009
Word of the Day on December 7, 2010

cool story bro 

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."
cool story bro by Geneva H February 7, 2009

cool story bro 

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear
person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again. 

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.
DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

cool story bro no one cares 

When your opinion is irrelevant.
hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

cool story bro 

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)
Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.
cool story bro by smmmg June 17, 2016
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