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Cool Stool 

The best thing to say when you think something is awesome - and you instantly want to attract attention to yourself as everyone will raise an eyebrow when you say it. Another way to say 'Cool shit' or to describe a particularly glorious chair.
RJ: 'hey man I just got that girls number!'
ASH: 'oh, cool stool!!!'
RJ: '..What??'

GUY: 'check out that chair over there man!'
MAN: 'wow, now that's a cool stool!'
Cool Stool by Xarjun May 24, 2010
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Skool Aint Cool

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Cooltools 

1. A new term which is liberally used in describing something that is pleasing, or brings happyness to the recipient.
2. the word also describes any sex act that brings a lot of pleasure without any effort, usualy fellatio.
1. cooltools, you found my beers, i love you man!
2. i was so stoned last night and she just kept going with the cooltools.
Cooltools by cumo March 1, 2008

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026