Cool Kids Club

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An army branch in Russia. Only the absolute Coolest Kids can join.
This is an inside joke but it probably won't get rejected because Urban Dictionary is shit lol

Guy 1: I'm part of the Cool Kids Club
Guy 2: No you're not fatass

Cool Kids Club by ISwearImNotATroll July 7, 2021

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cool kids club

make the cool and club a k you'll see

yo are you part of the cool kids club
No

cool kids club by ishowspeedscousin February 10, 2022

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Cool kids club

A classified club

Girl: “I didn’t tell anyone can I join the cool kids club?”
Leader:”not just yet”

Cool kids club by Cool kids club leader February 25, 2019

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Cool kids club

A club of kids in school who think bullying is cool

Your too nerdy to be in the cool kids club

Cool kids club by 1234567djpooman September 14, 2021

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Super Secret Cool Kid's Club

If I told you, you'd be banned from the club.

(It's for cool kids only. Super secret. Only one in every ten million are in.)

"Yo dude are you in the Super Secret Cool Kid's Club? I want in"
"Dude, if I told you then you'd be out. Sorry"

Super Secret Cool Kid's Club by carbonatedelectric July 11, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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