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Cookie Man

The cookie man had all the soft drugs... Weed, Coke, and MDMA. Period. That’s who the cookie man is. Get it fucking straight kid.
I need to get some stuff from the cookie man...
Cookie Man by Philyq November 10, 2018
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cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head
omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing
cookie man by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

cookie man pop 

the cookie man is the god u shall green eat dirt as much as u can without being an orange hoop
omg! is that A COOKIE MAN POP?!?!?!
cookie man pop by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019

Dance with the cookie man 

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.
What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

Cookie Cutter Man 

A Man that was raised by a single mother. And was raised to be polite to women. Cookie cutters are a form of beta males, That think women are creatures that should treated like queens and can do no wrong. A cookie cutter is a type of guy that put up her Christmas lights, fix her car tire and get no pussy. The cookie cutter is not confident in himself. and he allows women to walk over him. The cookie cutter provides for his wife or girlfriend while she sleeps with the Alpha Male asshole.
This dude just let her walk pass and didn't say anything. He is a cookie cutter man.

coohie man 

Person who girls with exquisite set of female breasts
Dude my girl she a coohie tho I'm a coohie man
coohie man by YOLOMALOCO October 15, 2020

coohie man 

Collector of exquisite set of female breasts
I got girls with good breast I'm the coohie man
coohie man by YOLOMALOCO October 15, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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