cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.

Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!

by millionsofbrazilians June 2, 2010

COOK YOUR GOOSE

Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone

Jhon: I bet I can date her first!

Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!

by Caleb Cummins March 17, 2022

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012