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Coochmatized 

When the powerful witches lay down that good cooch-magoo you make become coochmatized

Symptoms include but not limited too:
Buying a one night stand gifts

Extreme simpin’

Feeling like a spell has been put on you by the almighty cooch.

Most cases are contracted from 5’3 and under Latina or Italian women
She put the gabagool on me and had me coochmatized within minutes
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cockmatized 

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009
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coochiematized 

A man is in loved with the coochie and can't leave you alone
Girl he won't leave me alone, he the coochie said it good and will not stop calling after I asked him to. I got him coochiematized!
coochiematized by MzMia September 5, 2018

Cockmatized 

Cockmatized

When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.

she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.
why is that girl so submissive to that man?
she must be cockmatized.
Cockmatized by axxxlerod January 25, 2021