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Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup
Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie
by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022
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Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie
John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021
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Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019
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coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.
Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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Coochie Smoochie

(n) The pressing of lips against the female genitalia
When things started to get hot and heated Vinayak gave Sahar a coochie smoochie
by Redsox1519 February 27, 2019
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Mouth activity placed on a female's lower region of the body.
I'm just trying to get some coochie smoochies in 2018.
by dr. sleez May 1, 2018
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coochie smoochie

a beautiful woman full of pure wonder, her eyes may apear as the essence of glitter in its most pure sparkly form. No one is more wimsikle.
"hey have you seen juliet in those booty shorts?"
"juliet? i think you mean coochie smoochie!"
by BabaDook Dook Dook June 25, 2024
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