Cooch cream

Topical ointment to treat vaginal itch or a general lubricant.

My old lady was so dry I buttered her up with cooch cream.

by plcjeep August 10, 2016

ice cream cooch

cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm

guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite

guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm

by hotbabe69420 February 24, 2022

Creamy Couch Cooch

Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.

"Yo what are you about to do after work."

"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."

by CoolWhipJapMonster December 17, 2018