Cooch cream

Topical ointment to treat vaginal itch or a general lubricant.
My old lady was so dry I buttered her up with cooch cream.
by plcjeep August 10, 2016
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ice cream cooch

cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm
guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite

guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm
by hotbabe69420 February 24, 2022
mugGet the ice cream coochmug.