Contraguru 

A Contraguru is a person who you ask for advice. After you will do the exact opposite of his advice because this person is always wrong.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

Contraguru's are very handy in the field of investments, but can be consulted also in other areas.

I bought bitcoin because my contraguru adviced to sell it.

I sold my house because my contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

Contraguru by dmeista November 20, 2020

Contraguru 

Someone who is always wrong and therefore can be used for advice by doing the opposite of his advice.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

i bought bitcoin because the contraguru strongly adviced to sell.

i sold my house because the contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

Contraguru by dmeista November 19, 2020

congragufuckinglations 

Congratulating someone while saying f*ck you at the same time.

"Oh so you won the bet, congragufuckinglations." "So you think your good in bed, congragufuckinglations."

congragufuckinglations by PMichael October 16, 2005

contradubulism 

Pronunciation: /ˈkɒntrədju bəlɪzəm/
Definition:
1. A linguistic movement or principle that opposes, contradicts, or prohibits the use of "DW-" prefixes in the American (English) language.

2. It avoids applying the horrible prefix "DW-".

3. Advocates for alternative linguistic forms, excluding the "DW-" prefix.

4. Encourages substitution of "DW-" prefixed words with non-"DW-" options.

Etymology:
From "contra-" (Latin, meaning "contrary, against, opposite"), "dubul-" (derived from the hypothetical non-sibilant root for "DW-"), and "-ism" (denoting a system, belief, or practice).

Significance:
• It defines resistance to linguistic constraints imposed by "DW-" prefixes.
• It emphasizes inclusivity and linguistic flexibility.
• It identifies efforts to eliminate restrictive phonetic patterns.
• It avoids divisive linguistic policies.
• It simplifies complex linguistic debates.
• It improves comprehension of linguistic liberties.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to the prefix "DW-."
Singular noun: contradubulism
Plural noun: contradubulisms

Examples:
• Advocates of contradubulism recommend replacing "dwell" with "reside."
• Tutors introduced contradubulism to encourage diverse language use.
• Publications adopted contradubulism in editorial guidelines.
• Linguists studied contradubulism in comparative language analysis.
• Legislatures discussed contradubulism in policymaking.

contradubulism by Dmitrio July 28, 2025