The second biggest political party in the UK. Has a right wing stance (think more moderate republicans). The party is slowly in a spiral of decline after an 18 year stint in power under the reigns of Maggie Thatcher and John Major.
The party has a reputation for being made up of solely boring middle aged men from priveledged backgrounds. This is statistically pretty true. The Conservatives are heavily supported by the tabloid that likes to think it is a serious newspaper: the Daily Mail which is mostly read by grey haired women that spend most of their time tending their middle class rosebeds and discussing the decadence of young people these days.
Above everything else the Conservatives believe that society is in decline and hark back to a nonexistant era when nuclear famalies and "respect for elders" existed.
The party has a reputation for being made up of solely boring middle aged men from priveledged backgrounds. This is statistically pretty true. The Conservatives are heavily supported by the tabloid that likes to think it is a serious newspaper: the Daily Mail which is mostly read by grey haired women that spend most of their time tending their middle class rosebeds and discussing the decadence of young people these days.
Above everything else the Conservatives believe that society is in decline and hark back to a nonexistant era when nuclear famalies and "respect for elders" existed.
Conservative Daily Mail reader A:Thank goodness for the Conservative Party! Those immigrants get on my euphemised body parts! When I was a girl we worked 25 hours a day and were beaten about the head with a brick if we were good! Now these immigrants have the audacity to take all the jobs people like me think they are too good for!
Conservative Daily Mail Reader B:It disgusts me that these people can come here without being a white prejudiced houswife just like me!
Conservative Daily Mail Reader B:It disgusts me that these people can come here without being a white prejudiced houswife just like me!
by Boylio October 27, 2005
Get the Conservative Party mug.they support the rich whilst penalizing or victimizing the poor and disabled in a way that is completely unfair and morally bankrupt
propagating fear and loathing to base instincts of many people – driven home through a manipulative right wing media. outrageous right wing philosophies becoming orthodox practices – such as unjust foreign interventionism,cutting public service, and benefits for the poor slashed.
Secret courts. Tax cuts for millionaires. The slow dismantling of the NHS. Rise in VAT. Comtinually propping up the Tories and allowing them to push through an agenda that is destroying the social fabric of this country.
propagating fear and loathing to base instincts of many people – driven home through a manipulative right wing media. outrageous right wing philosophies becoming orthodox practices – such as unjust foreign interventionism,cutting public service, and benefits for the poor slashed.
Secret courts. Tax cuts for millionaires. The slow dismantling of the NHS. Rise in VAT. Comtinually propping up the Tories and allowing them to push through an agenda that is destroying the social fabric of this country.
Conservative Party
they support the rich whilst penalizing or victimizing the poor and disabled in a way that is completely unfair and morally bankrupt
propagating fear and loathing to base instincts of many people – driven home through a manipulative right wing media. outrageous right wing philosophies becoming orthodox practices – such as unjust foreign interventionism,cutting public service, and benefits for the poor slashed.
Secret courts. Tax cuts for millionaires. The slow dismantling of the NHS. Rise in VAT. Continually propping up the Tories and allowing them to push through an agenda that is destroying the social fabric of this country.
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they support the rich whilst penalizing or victimizing the poor and disabled in a way that is completely unfair and morally bankrupt
propagating fear and loathing to base instincts of many people – driven home through a manipulative right wing media. outrageous right wing philosophies becoming orthodox practices – such as unjust foreign interventionism,cutting public service, and benefits for the poor slashed.
Secret courts. Tax cuts for millionaires. The slow dismantling of the NHS. Rise in VAT. Continually propping up the Tories and allowing them to push through an agenda that is destroying the social fabric of this country.
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by mysterymax99 February 18, 2014
Get the Conservative Party mug.A uk government party (bunch of selfish posh idiots)that aren’t helping the nhs that’s why we have to sleep over night in waiting rooms and the hospitals are run down whom always end up winning because statistically old people vote a lot more than young people they also enjoy fox hunting and scones
*in A&E*
Patient :”why have I been waiting 8 hours “
Nurse :
“The conservative party cut the funds so we don’t have many equipment or nurses and none of us are getting paid but we’re trying our best”
Patient to themself :
‘Fuck I should of voted Labour ‘
Patient :”why have I been waiting 8 hours “
Nurse :
“The conservative party cut the funds so we don’t have many equipment or nurses and none of us are getting paid but we’re trying our best”
Patient to themself :
‘Fuck I should of voted Labour ‘
by I really like fish and chips August 30, 2019
Get the Conservative party mug.A group of white privileged people who think they can run a country, the only people that vote for them are old white people (mainly over the age of 60 and called Karen).
by Adam_Medeaux December 23, 2019
Get the Conservative Party mug.The Conservative Party is fast becoming an irrelevance in Britains attempts to become a one party state. Most of their voters are over 68 years of age and will hopefully die very soon. Currently led by David Cameron, who is belived to have suffered severe facial burns as a child which gives him his shiny balloon face.
Most Tories (Conservative members) are upper class, too stupid to enter the family business, were educated at Eton, congenitally delusional, and have become the last remnants of Empire. However there remains strong support amongst the neuveau riche (trying to become like the above), and the xenophobic lower classes who wish they were working 'below stairs' cleaning shit off their masters shoes.
Most Tories (Conservative members) are upper class, too stupid to enter the family business, were educated at Eton, congenitally delusional, and have become the last remnants of Empire. However there remains strong support amongst the neuveau riche (trying to become like the above), and the xenophobic lower classes who wish they were working 'below stairs' cleaning shit off their masters shoes.
A: I think I might vote for the Conservative party at the next election.
B: Who?
C: Oh, I rememeber them! (then proceeds to assault B)
B: Who?
C: Oh, I rememeber them! (then proceeds to assault B)
by lukaz January 13, 2007
Get the conservative party mug.A collection of knee-jerk reactionary Canadian politicians who have no minds of their own. Are at the beck and call of national and international corporations. They have been trained to bare their teeth when anyone mentions words such environment, national health care, women's and gay rights, transparency, patronage, the poor, etc.
Led by master puppeteer, Stephen Harper. He's well know for cutting loose the strings of any puppet who doesn't perform for him.
Led by master puppeteer, Stephen Harper. He's well know for cutting loose the strings of any puppet who doesn't perform for him.
When I tell a lie to someone, I am considered a prime candidate for membership in The Conservative Party of Canada.
by oldfartatplay May 27, 2011
Get the Conservative Party of Canada mug.A center-right party in Canada that holds the most seats in a minority Parliament. The Conservative Party resulted from a merger between the Progressive Conservative Party and the Reform Party. Since coming to power in 2006, it has been evident that the Conservative Party has largely adopted the worst policies of its two predecessors and discarded the best aspects. This party is full of ideologues who are far more interested in obfuscating the facts, as seen in their scrapping of the long-form census, and imposing their extremist agenda on Canadians than they are in what's in Canada's best interests.
The party is led by the thoroughly unadmirable Stephen Harper. He holds an iron grip over his caucus, with Conservative MPs rarely voting against the party line. This may, alternatively, be due to the almost total lack of talent in the Conservative caucus.
The party's base consists of a motley crew of Christian and other religious fundamentalists, beneficiaries of the oil and gas industry, all of the Province of Alberta (probably because there is currently no viable alternative right of center), law and order whackos who believe crime is getting worse despite the statistics showing the opposite, and most of rural Canada.
The party is led by the thoroughly unadmirable Stephen Harper. He holds an iron grip over his caucus, with Conservative MPs rarely voting against the party line. This may, alternatively, be due to the almost total lack of talent in the Conservative caucus.
The party's base consists of a motley crew of Christian and other religious fundamentalists, beneficiaries of the oil and gas industry, all of the Province of Alberta (probably because there is currently no viable alternative right of center), law and order whackos who believe crime is getting worse despite the statistics showing the opposite, and most of rural Canada.
Thankfully, the Conservative Party of Canada does not look likely to achieve majority status, so will not be able to ram its extremist policies down Canadians throats.
by knifer11 September 24, 2010
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