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The Condolingus Special 

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.
Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.

connlingus 

stimulation of female vagina by lips, tongue during asexual intercourse to give fairsex orgasm
clitoris, vagina, connlingus, eating fussy, lovemaking
connlingus by rajendrawroter December 15, 2010

connlingus 

Just the right word to use when you are too ignorant to spell 'cunnilingus' correctly.
A: "I'll give her some good connlingus tonight"
B: "Is that some prison sex act?"
A: "Nah, man, I'm just gonna lick her vag."
B: "Bruh... check your spelling."
connlingus by GramMaMan July 4, 2018

ConnorLongshaw 

ConnorLongshaw is the type of guy to join a party and sit in the toilet eat and watch YouTube. He is likely to take part in sport like skating or gaming. He will most likely plug a keyboard and mouse into his PS4 and use it whilst laying down in bed.
I saw a wild ConnorLongshaw eating a Pencil
ConnorLongshaw by ConnorLongshaw November 22, 2021

cannolingus

the act of eating a cannoli out of another's anus.
there's nothing better than some cannolingus after eating a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with my smoking hot girlfriend.
cannolingus by lilbav March 8, 2026
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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