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Connolly's Razor

A simple problem requires multiple complicated solutions to be discussed at length. This usually takes place while people are saying their goodbyes in an inconvenient location.
"It was nice to see you, goodbye. Actually... as per Connolly's Razor, let's go over the Christmas plans in detail while we stand in this doorway as I don't think what we agreed is suitable for my babysitter's gerbil"
Connolly's Razor by D-Rid November 4, 2019

Scorched Connelly 

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."

Steven Connelly 

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

Seb Connelly 

It's common knowledge seb Connelly will slam your mum then kill your father in the name of anti-establishmentarianism
Her:Seb Connelly seems like a great guy
Him:My dad's dead
Seb Connelly by Shagger6969 May 6, 2019

Connell Stitch 

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.
I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.
Connell Stitch by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020

connellsville 

Has lots of scary old places. 50% weed, 50% welfare. Every person within 100 miles is somehow related to someone there. you're either trailer park gangster or a hillbilly
that place is a total connellsville
connellsville by mr. mojo risin October 26, 2017