Connection Errection 

When your signal is full for more than 10 seconds.

when i was at the ATT head quarters i got an connection errection

Connection Errection by triple22a November 22, 2010

Correction Errection 

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.

Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'

Correction Errection by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010

Connection Erection 

The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.

After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.

Connection Erection by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011

Congestion Errection 

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

Congestion Errection by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.

Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.

Erection Connection by Huava April 17, 2009

Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.

"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"

Erection Connection by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

Confection Erection by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019