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Conjugemos

Absolutely dogshit. The worst Spanish website I was ever forced to do. That bastard frog looks at me and it makes me sick. My Spanish teacher is teaching grades above what we're supposed to be learning and then makes do this bullshit. It's timed and every time you get a question wrong that stupid ass frog makes a face and you have do another question. This quickly racks up to tons of questions that would take an hour to do. If I have to do one more of assignment on the fucking website I'm gonna jump of the goddamn Devon tower.
Tim: Yo we need to do more of that conjugemos shit today.

Ted: Pass me that razor blade, I can't take this anymore, not today.
Conjugemos by Enrico Pucci October 29, 2021
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Conjuguemos 

The bullshit homework of spanish in cinnaminson high school. Do NOT visit this site. Worst SHIT ever. FUCK IT. Its timed too! wtf!
"Did you do your conjuguemos homework?"

"Fuck that!"
Conjuguemos by Billy Bowe May 13, 2010
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Conjuguemos 

The worst site known to man. From the site's design to the programming shit is all the eye can see. This site is known for being poorly made and being the subject of countless scenes of rage. I beg you, never visit this site.

>pic not related
Person 1: Slavery was really bad.
Person 2: Bet it's not as bad as Conjuguemos.
Conjuguemos by popbob February 9, 2017

conjuguemos.com 

This is a website created by Alejandro Yegros (the devil) to torture students from all over the world with a very annoying system of learning languages like Spanish French and Portuguese...

The website is very disliked among many students and has caused rage and aggression in some students.
"Yo man what did u do in Spanish class today? "
"We talked to the devil again..."
"Oh you mean conjuguemos.com"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026