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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.
"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Premature Congratulation 

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

congratumalations 

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?
congratumalations by Howseh May 12, 2014

congrats 

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins
oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!
congrats by its.kitsune August 5, 2020