confucius say 

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

confucius say by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005

Confucius Say 

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

Confucius Say by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008

confucius say 

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say by Jhawk July 24, 2008