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Conestoga Valley High School 

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

Conestoga Valley High School 

A school in south central PA more corrupted then Election. Many types of people in this school consist of the following, White kids who talk shit, thots who slept with every guy you know, the Latino group where they don’t speak a lick of English and shout stupid shit in the English hallway. (coencidental? I think not) and of course the Nictoine Pheens who flock to the band room bathroom to rip the freshman’s mango pod. Although the teachers their a some what cool their are a few which will crucify you if you take a 6 min bathroom break. This is Conestoga Valley High School, sounds like fun. Right?
hooker: how old are you?
Boy: 14, why?

Hooker: oh really, my son is 14 and attends Conestoga Valley High School.
Boy: really! Me too I’m a freshman.

Conestoga Valley High School 

A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some can’t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u don’t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018’s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.
Bro why are you such a dick.
Don’t worry about them they go to Conestoga Valley High School.
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