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condomints

Specially formulated mints designed to clear or mask the taste of condom from one's mouth
Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
condomints by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009

condomminimum 

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.
1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.
condomminimum by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009

Condomint 

After protected felatio, Sally consumed the captured frothy ejaculate from the condomint and the resulting fresh breath made brushing her teeth unnecessary.
Condomint by Sick Phcuk October 20, 2019

condomminium 

Jeremy's little brother carries a condomminium in his wallet, ha, ha.
condomminium by Guido1 March 12, 2008

Condomint Slapstick 

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob
“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick

condomints

noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.

condom flavored mints
or
mint flavored condoms
I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(
condomints by RedDan69 March 22, 2011