ConchBook

A Social Media site developed by Conchus Christ himself for people residing in the Caribbean, as according to White Americans, have no access to internet.

"Did you see Tyler fighting on ConchBook?"

by theslumpcxnch July 13, 2017

Conchcocken

The act of making love to a conch and having ones penis become lodged inside by a frightened animal

Bob was Conchcocken and lost half his dick.

by Sarcasm56 September 8, 2016

Couchbooking

COUCHBOOKING...verb, sitting on your couch doing facebook all night.

side effects: Numb butt, blurry vision, carpal tunnel, burns on legs from overheated laptop... hot flashes from overheated laptop, a few other side effects could include, laughter, deeper friendships.,...anyone suffering from this too?

I just wanted to check updates and ended up spending the entire night couchbooking...

by Positive Patti September 24, 2009

Concubonk

Sexual intercourse with a Concubine

I just hooked up with her for a quick Concubonk.

Do you know her? Not really, she was just a Concubonk.

by crispy1174 December 18, 2011

concuboob

A male concubine, typically a pretty one who is dumb, but pretty.

N thought to herself, "He's not very bright, but at least he's got a great ass, and fucks like a hurricane. He'll do, for a concuboob."

by lyroshu December 5, 2013

Conchaboo

A concha gomez fangirl

"Oh her name is concha she must be a conchaboo"

by fatgumlovebot January 2, 2020

Conshookered

A mash-up of confused, shook, and triggered

Gurl, i was conshookered!

by Memelord Miriam April 16, 2017