Conética

A kind of story someone tells trying to state a fact that isn't all true or is generally dressed with little lies to make it funnier.

Octavio told us that tap water in Granada came directly from Lanjarón fountains. There's no question it's a great conética as I almost vomit just to smell it while taking a shower. What a funny bird!

Conética by Colageno September 5, 2021

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coneticut

If you spelt Connecticut this way you are a fucking retard nice job m8

You: I just went to coneticut

friend: you have autism

coneticut by nhgjwgus April 12, 2017

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Coneticorgy

an orgy when the women strap dildos to where a penis would be on a man and perform anal sex on the men

the men will poop easily after the coneticorgy

Coneticorgy by anal all the way January 9, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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