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Compuslut 

Someone who uses any and all computers with little or no protection.

A person who feels a constant need to touch strangers' hard drives.
Zach is such a dirty compuslut. He never cleans his hard drive.
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Compslut 

Someone who becomes sexually aroused by computer parts or data. Specifically female, often horny and generally assumed to be attractive.
Is that compslut still getting off on her new PC?
Compslut by Smorko April 28, 2006

compuclutter 

A desktop with many icons, organized in a very unorganized fashion
Alex's desktop was so compucluttered, you couldn't find the program you wanted even if you tried.
compuclutter by typezeroxx October 29, 2007

Compsult 

It is a compliment and an insult at the same time. Can be like a no offence call. It can also use sarcasm.
"Her big ass looks great," Tim said.
"Nice compsult there," Mark agreed.
Compsult by Wiseranga12345 November 15, 2011

Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.
Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.
Compushitting by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

compuliterate 

(adj)
to lack computer skills,
being illiterate on the computer
see illiterate
"I hate when Rudy asks me to post sneakers up for sale for him on the computer" said Marc.
"Yeah, hes so compuliterate!" exclaimed Erick.
compuliterate by Marcos David Purdie December 19, 2008

compusation 

Having a conversation via AIM or Yahoo Messenger when you're right next to someone
"This class is boring... compusation?"
compusation by Skitch360 May 1, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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