Complex Fuckboy

Not to be confused with your basic fuckboy, complex fuckboy's come across as nice young men. They do decent in school and hangout with a good crew. THIS IS AN ILLUSION. A complex fuckboy is an absolute bitchass (Most likely with an idiotic name) who is completely oblivious to the fact that they are a total asshole. This is the type of guy that can get a nice girl but still wants to fuck around. He will text you first and lead you on (even for months), just to fuck with girls feelings. He'll make you feel like he really cares about you by not immediately trying to hookup, wanting to "get to know you" first. This guy knows how to get girls and legitimately thinks that what he's doing is okay.

How to spot a complex fuckboy:

-Decent good looks.

-Drives a pussy ass car. Ex: Civic, Jetta, Cobalt, etc.

-Respects his mom, but not women.

-Thinks that ball is life.

-Claims that he's "not like other guys"
-probably wears the same four sweaters over and over again.

If you've ever caught feels for a complex fuckboy you were probably pretty devastated when things didn't work out because he made you fall hard for him. Guarantee it takes him about a week to start wheeling again, the jealousy will be real. But just remember, this dumb ass nigga eventually loses the respect of all women because he's fucked over every available or willing chick.

Complex fuckboy: "Girl, I like you a lot. But I don't think I can date right now"

Complex Fuckboy by Noscrubs February 17, 2015