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Compuphilia 

Compuphilia is the sexual attraction to computers.

Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):

1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem

(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him

2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.

The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Although obtaining consent is not usually considered a prerequisite for activity with non-living material, compuphilia is considered to be taboo and frequently labelled as abuse.
Compuphilia by jailook October 10, 2008

CODophilia 

Boys who play COD too much, who get addicted and ruin there social life... and there's not much more than that.
I hate campers in COD! Im such a CODophilia

Cobphilia 

Cobphilia

The philia to end all philias. 60% more pleasurable than the finest spank, 80% more pleasurable than your finest want and 100% more pleasurable than eating something called a......salad.

Cobphilia is the sexual attraction to cobloaves. It's origins dictate to the mid to late 20th century when the first iteration of cobloaves were created which in itself plays on the centuries old love of bread, cheese and eating calories like the goddamn crazy diamond you are .

The philias comes from the arousal of cheese and freshly baked bread and food stuffs that form a holy trinity of sensation, overloading senses and sending people into what's known as 'cobspace' .

Cobspace can be described as a heavenly state of being where the mind is overridden by serenity and grace brought on by a mix of cheese coma and meat sweats and is often hinted at where the person is laying spread eagles on a couch, eyes staring at the distance and cheese dangling lazily from their mouth as their shirt rides up over their bellies.

While with careful consideration is always applied, extreme cobphilisits will often engage in sexual copulation with cobs to feel a deeper connection with their spirituality and their attachment to cob. While we have no problems with this, Cobfessions must advise that it is not undertaken after cooking as the mix of heat and cheese can cause substantial burns to sensitive areas.
Nik and his cob loaves are an issue, he really is into cobphilia.
Cobphilia by Perth_Dom December 15, 2019

cophilia 

a feeling of being high or lose when not on any substance
oh my gosh the cophilia hitting bruh
cophilia by whyoon April 25, 2020

Commiliated 

When you’re humiliated, but you’re also a lazy dog named Charlie.
Charlie does nothing but sleep. “I’m soooo commiliated.”
Commiliated by Jbomb314 March 12, 2021

Commiliated 

When you’re a lazy dog named and your sleep has been interrupted.
I can’t believe I was woken up from my slumber. I’m soooo commiliated right now.
Commiliated by Jbomb314 March 15, 2021