Comified 

Taking something vague and boring, like a school paper or report, and making it halarious and enjoyable.

"I comified my History paper by hiding a picture of Nick Cage on page 7."

Comified by Deck3899 July 16, 2013

cumified 

To get blasted in the face with cum (sperm) unexpectedly while giving oral sex to a male.

wow i really got cumified by my boyfriend last night.

cumified by heartogramer June 3, 2010

Cumified 

When one eats, drinks, smokes, or ingests something that comes out in the taste of one's cum.

I didn't plan on giving him head, but I definitely wasn't expecting the taste of cumified kiwi he ate earlier to be pouring in my mouth either.

Cumified by it'schrystinacunt April 19, 2010

cozified

it means comfortable or cozy.

i'm gettin all cozified in my warm, fuzzy blanket.

cozified by petros May 13, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022